Install Theme

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disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

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fstw:

French fries in a milkshake is gross and bad and you should feel gross and bad

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dickspeightjr:

howiemandel:

rainbowwaterfall:

that’s a lot of butter.

there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter

to be fair it is a lot of butter

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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iampaigie:

lceburgs:

these are fucking paintings

I saw the caption and I died

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punkrockluna:

The pride in his eyes in that last cap

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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imnotjailbait:

i’m watching this documentary on serial killer culture on netflix and it’s so creepy how this one guy is so obsessed with them. it’s beyond fascination. he knows it’s wrong, fucked up and that they’re awful people but he acts like they’re celebrities, collects autographs, their paintings, visited and took photos with them and even has their crime scene photos. 

yet he claims “i hated john wayne gacy immediately” like 

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thenonbreeder28:

when someone with a stank ass breath talks to you real close

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